Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

This sounds like an algorithm-made ads that pull random joke comment from reddit and then give it a random name.

i just watched a bunch of monty python and now i read everything in that silly tone