6 kilos of fine aged opium please

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Given their track record they are going to run on the “We aren’t Republicans!” platform

All I could smell was cocaine

Yay? We’re saved

The Bible (the old testament at least) is a history of the Hebrew people told from the point of view of their priests. I put it to you that it’s no more fiction than Livy repeating the tradition that Romulus and Remus were raised and fed by a wolf. Now, were Romulus and Remus literally raised by a wolf? Probably not, more likely they were raised by a Lupa, a she-wolf (Prostitute.)

I’m not saying that every word of the Bible is historical fact, but I think it would be inaccurate to call it fiction.

I mean it kind of is lol

Edit: don’t take this to mean I am against social security or on Musk’s side, but it is

Edit: everyone below here is breaking their neck trying to describe social security without using the word scheme lol

Birds do not gestate, but that one does look like it just ate