Folks, we have a serious problem. A national embarrassment. You’ve all seen it—Sleepy Joe Biden stumbling around, forgetting his own name, sniffing children who aren’t even there. You know why? Because he’s not real. That’s right—the Democrats cloned him. A cheap, defective knockoff, probably made in some basement lab by Hillary.
But here’s the good news: I’ve cracked the code. If they can clone a dementia-ridden puppet, then just imagine what we can do with my DNA. The strongest genes. The best brain. Tremendous bone structure. And that’s exactly what we’ve done.
That’s right. My army. The most loyal, most powerful fighting force in history. Thousands of me. Millions, maybe. And we’re sending them to Ukraine to end this war in one day.
Think about it. Zelensky sitting there, thinking he’s tough—wrong—when suddenly, thousands of Trumps drop from the sky in gold-plated helicopters. We land, we look around, and we say: “You’re FIRED.” And just like that—war over.
Negotiations will be short!
Damn right they will. Because when you’re dealing with one Trump, you’re dealing with the best. But when you’re dealing with a million Trumps? Game over.
Now, the fake news is gonna say, “Oh, Mr. Trump, cloning is unethical!” Really? Then explain Biden. Explain the deep state’s secret clone labs. I’m just doing it better.
And when my Trump Legion secures Ukraine—which, by the way, I’ve always said I could fix in 24 hours—we’re gonna rebuild it. Trump Tower Kyiv. Trump Resort Crimea. The best deals, the best hotels, tremendous room service.
So to the globalists, the RINOs, the haters—your time is up. The Trump Era is just beginning.
God bless America. God bless cloning. And God bless all the little Trumps.
Folks, we have a serious problem. A national embarrassment. You’ve all seen it—Sleepy Joe Biden stumbling around, forgetting his own name, sniffing children who aren’t even there. You know why? Because he’s not real. That’s right—the Democrats cloned him. A cheap, defective knockoff, probably made in some basement lab by Hillary.
But here’s the good news: I’ve cracked the code. If they can clone a dementia-ridden puppet, then just imagine what we can do with my DNA. The strongest genes. The best brain. Tremendous bone structure. And that’s exactly what we’ve done.
That’s right. My army. The most loyal, most powerful fighting force in history. Thousands of me. Millions, maybe. And we’re sending them to Ukraine to end this war in one day.
Think about it. Zelensky sitting there, thinking he’s tough—wrong—when suddenly, thousands of Trumps drop from the sky in gold-plated helicopters. We land, we look around, and we say: “You’re FIRED.” And just like that—war over.
Negotiations will be short! Damn right they will. Because when you’re dealing with one Trump, you’re dealing with the best. But when you’re dealing with a million Trumps? Game over.
Now, the fake news is gonna say, “Oh, Mr. Trump, cloning is unethical!” Really? Then explain Biden. Explain the deep state’s secret clone labs. I’m just doing it better.
And when my Trump Legion secures Ukraine—which, by the way, I’ve always said I could fix in 24 hours—we’re gonna rebuild it. Trump Tower Kyiv. Trump Resort Crimea. The best deals, the best hotels, tremendous room service.
So to the globalists, the RINOs, the haters—your time is up. The Trump Era is just beginning.
God bless America. God bless cloning. And God bless all the little Trumps.