Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!
Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽
If he’s a sponge, wouldn’t his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.
Next you’re telling me his name is Bob…
Well where I live he’s Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in
who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea
I can’t believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along
Spongebob Schwammkopf
Der wohnt in der Nähe von Frankfurt HBF, Spngebob Habibikopf
YOU THINK THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🤯
I was today years old
Wait, when they say “Bob SquarePants” they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you’re reading into the lyrics too much
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE
Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.
Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.
In the next line, he says “Obnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.
Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold
ELI5?
Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.
Strangely, that didn’t seem to help…
Spongebob canonically a swinger.
I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…
He’s a tampon.
Sandy cheeks…
And that bikini bottom’s got Krusty Krabs
Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures
I thought it needed to be upside down for that
No wai! 🤯🤯🤯
Wait… Pineapple floats… SpongeBob story just isn’t checking out.
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T00 many shitposters in here
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