• DoucheAsaurus@fedia.io
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    3 days ago

    I have a kid and I’m unsure if Elon is the father, he should send me 2.5m too.

    Actually I’m not sure if Elon is my father either so he should give me 5m instead. We’ll do tests later.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      Based on your username alone there’s a good chance he’s your daddy. Also I need money. I’ll be your daddy if he just buys you off.

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    3 days ago

    Just for reference, $2.5M is about 0.0006944% of his net worth. Or about $7 to a person with $1M.

    He bought her a grande latte.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Every once in awhile some monster scat goes by and I know nothing of it.

    This is one of those times. And - pray - I prefer it remain so.