• DoucheAsaurus@fedia.io
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    3 days ago

    I have a kid and I’m unsure if Elon is the father, he should send me 2.5m too.

    Actually I’m not sure if Elon is my father either so he should give me 5m instead. We’ll do tests later.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      Based on your username alone there’s a good chance he’s your daddy. Also I need money. I’ll be your daddy if he just buys you off.