Let me try to rephrase again… Let’s assume it’s an IFV pregnancy. There is already a mile long paper trial. Specimens obtained. Medical records. Doctors notes. Nurses and doctors as witnesses. Billing receipts.
The overwhelming evidence is already there that Elon is the father. In order for Elon not to be the father, IVF shenanigans had to occur. But NO ONE is arguing that. NO ONE. And it’s not Elon arguing for a paternity test to prove he’s not, it’s the woman arguing for one to prove he is. None of that makes any sense whatsoever if this was an IVF pregnancy like all of Elons are supposedly.
Which leads me back to my original point that so many seem to have missed: I don’t think this was an IVF pregnancy. If it were, so much of this would be cut and dry unless you’re suggesting Elon used someone else’s semen(which then he’d be happy to ask for a paternity test knowing it’d fail) or the doctor lied(which again, it would be in Elons best interest to WANT the test). It just doesn’t make sense that this was IVF. The ONLY plausible scenario I can see where this is IVF is if Elon is trying to claim she slept with someone else at the same time and he’s claiming it’s not his. But again, if he thought it really wasn’t his for that reason, he’d want the paternity test too.
I just don’t see a IVF scenario making sense here. The paternity test only makes sense to me if it was a traditional sexual encounter.
wait, they get to watch me nut in a cup?
like the two way mirror kind of watching or the cheering on a marathon runner by the sidelines kind of watching?
Let me try to rephrase again… Let’s assume it’s an IFV pregnancy. There is already a mile long paper trial. Specimens obtained. Medical records. Doctors notes. Nurses and doctors as witnesses. Billing receipts.
The overwhelming evidence is already there that Elon is the father. In order for Elon not to be the father, IVF shenanigans had to occur. But NO ONE is arguing that. NO ONE. And it’s not Elon arguing for a paternity test to prove he’s not, it’s the woman arguing for one to prove he is. None of that makes any sense whatsoever if this was an IVF pregnancy like all of Elons are supposedly.
Which leads me back to my original point that so many seem to have missed: I don’t think this was an IVF pregnancy. If it were, so much of this would be cut and dry unless you’re suggesting Elon used someone else’s semen(which then he’d be happy to ask for a paternity test knowing it’d fail) or the doctor lied(which again, it would be in Elons best interest to WANT the test). It just doesn’t make sense that this was IVF. The ONLY plausible scenario I can see where this is IVF is if Elon is trying to claim she slept with someone else at the same time and he’s claiming it’s not his. But again, if he thought it really wasn’t his for that reason, he’d want the paternity test too.
I just don’t see a IVF scenario making sense here. The paternity test only makes sense to me if it was a traditional sexual encounter.
wait, they get to watch me nut in a cup?
like the two way mirror kind of watching or the cheering on a marathon runner by the sidelines kind of watching?
Ummm no. “Nurse, did the patient enter the room alone with an empty sample cup and exit with a full one? Did they sign the form?”
Fucking perv