If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.
I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it
The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.
If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one
It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.
Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.
Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.
You gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.
She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.
if it’s too loud, she can probably hear it too lol
Have you met Janice?
Just pretend to check the car boot.
No creepy and/or murdery reason your date is digging around in his trunk after you’re in the car…
I legit farted as I was opening this post.
(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)
Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!
I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…
