Well, if it pains him: good, continue.

He is a Republican politician, in other words, he is dumb as a brick. Sentences like “It is cold here” when he is next to Santa Clause home turf are to be expected.

Removing the second “t” off the word “diett” will reduce its weight by 20%.

Boy, that was before I could afford a C64 with the money I made with my first computer.

That sounds like a double whammy to piss of voters. They definitely act as if future elections wont matter anymore.

Been there, seen that, but got no T-shirt

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

As in “The kids are yearning for the prison cells”? Hmm, who might profit from even more prisoners in a corrupt justice system?

Vitamin A in large doses is not harmless. Those patients overdosed on it.

The fact that the GOP candidate is still ahead means the pain is still not big enough.

I am what you would call a boomer. But I do not only know how to rotate a PDF, I also know how to generate one from a number of sources with software I have written…

Give me that anytime over a laptops usual scratch’n’sniff pad. Because whenever I type on the keyboard, I trigger this thing from afar, sending the cursor everywhere. Somehow, those things react to me remotely.

Their loss. Of teeth. Our should I say “loff”, just to show them their future?

Oh yes. And it was a big, big upgrade from having to retype everything each time.

I was there when I upgraded from nothing (I.e. having to retype a software every time) to tape recorder. No other media change after that felt ever so good.

Even worse: how about M.U.L.E.?

Exactly. On the long run, we settled down on what we called a common calibration, a setting that allowed all of us locals to exchange tapes without constant tweaking.

I remember my first written CD. You put the CD into a transfer case and slide it into a large box. Shortly after, the empty transfer case comes back out. You have already prepared your CD image, not as a project or file, no, you had to prepare it as an image on its own partition, on a disk that did not host anything else.

Then you shutdown your computer, and reboot it basically into the burn program, which then tries to move the data fast enough from the disk partition to the CD burner. The speed, of course, was 1x, so this write operation could last an hour and a quarter.

Then, your computer reboots back into the OS. You put the empty transfer case into the writer, and after some time, it comes back out with the media. And now you can finally put in into a reader and read it and compare it to the data on that partition. Knock on wood, or whatever. Because about half the writes failed, and the media cost a fortune.

This, again, shows the enormous reaches of stupidity that Trump fills.

That’s the best part of it.