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minus-squareAngry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down2·3 days agoI found a money laundering deli It’s amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality. Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·3 days agoYou think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?
minus-squareTwipped@l.twipped.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoI’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.
minus-squareFozzyOsbourne@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoStart with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoHope you meant We need to cook, JackbyDev
I found a money laundering deli
It’s amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality.
Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink
None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips
You think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?
I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.
Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!
We need to cook JackbyDev
Hope you meant