• MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    13 hours ago

    You ever seen a pizza joint from Jersey? Half of them double as laundromats or vape shops.

    I’ve been getting pizza from NJ for ~45 years. I have never seen this crossover.

    Folded pizza is real, and it’s delicious.

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      13 hours ago

      I was being facetious for comedy effect. My point was that they’re like if Remy the Rat opened a pizzeria but was just a literal fuckin’ rat.

      You can keep your folded monstrosity but keep in your borders!

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        13 hours ago

        More for me then.

        makes eye contact while folding

        point droops

        moment ruined

        That’s really the only downside.

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          eats his literal fucking brick of bread, cheese and pepperoni

          Detroit style baby.