• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    Bold of you to assume I’m not going to go Voorhees on both of them, have an apple as desert and save the second apple for later.

    Obviously, I’m not going to eat the other two people. Without cooking them. And with the apple cores, I can make a lovely sauce to go with