• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    You guys are wearing trousers? I find it slows down the whole process of throwing feces at my enemies.

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      5 days ago

      Oh, so it’s faster for you to take a shit on command than it is to have trousers to collect the shit so you can just reach back and grab it when you want to?

      If so, I’m impressed.

      I imagine you haven’t flung much shit or spent much time thinking about it. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe you can just shit when you want to. You’re probably just a beta trying to impress the shit flinging alpha shit veterans though. :p

      If I’m wrong though, all hail floofloof. We’re not worthy!