Every large company I’ve worked at turned out to actually just be 30 startups in a trenchcoat

Agreed!

I’m learning that there are people who blow their nose with both nostrils at the same time.

This feels like when I discovered that there are people who wipe their butts from behind.

Right? How does this person find things mildly amusing without blowing air through their nose?

One of my cousins calls it the Antisocial Shift

This might sound weird, but it’s delicious if you like peanut butter: mix it with some high-fat, plain Greek yogurt and it’s divine.

I also sometimes sprinkle some fibre buds or chopped pecans on top 🥵

I must be a prude

“One bad apple spoils the bunch.”

We have a lot of bad apples.

People aren’t being held to account for doing or making shitty things