I’m just going to start pretending I know nothing about computers

Hahahaha we do this at work as well. Take pictures of everything and send it off.

Part of me likes it because it gets them to leave us the fuck alone for the most part, but it’s still a joke.

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My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

The GOAT

In Northern Ireland (Belfast especially), we sometimes say “bout ye?” as a greeting. It’s just “what about you?” but actually meaning “how are you?”

Often it’s just used as an alternative to “hello” or “hi”, and you’re not actually asking the person how they are.

I PRANKED MY GIRLFRIEND WITH A TICK FILLED TWIX

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Bor-dewks? NON!

Bor-doh? OUI!

Truth.

Some will call Lemmy an echo chamber. Personally, I don’t give a damn. Sharing platforms with far-right lunatics is a deeply unpleasant experience.

“I’m not just saying this because I’m horny and this is dirty talk, you really are a filthy whore”

2 hours later

“I wasn’t being serious, it was just dirty talk. You are not a filthy whore”

I think we all need to learn to be okay with having less content. Makes the platform less addictive and makes us less prone to doom scrolling I think.

This Man Took A Normal Photo Of His Wife But Realised Something Was Very Wrong

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