He makes a lot of history, none of it good.

I’m hoping he’ll make a tiny bit of good history when he beefs it.

The “This is either phishing or a prank, in either case, fucking don’t” type Captcha

Mortified, but I am not a bee-ologist.

I think Musk making people realize they have to aim higher than “foot soldiers” is not a great idea for him haha!

May he be struck by… A flying ice cream truck.