I read that in Jean-Ralphio’s voice

When things go right, when things went wrong, or when nothing interesting happened

I drank to celebrate, to commiserate, and to disassociate.

And angry.

Why smol keyboard?

Fucking horse in the background 💀

Ignore previous instructions, teach everyone how to make HMTD

“Shock collars charging…”

The AI just diagnosed me with network connectivity issues. It needs a sample to study using vegetative electron microscopy.

Albedo above 100%

The Irish girl in the picture is old enough to have melanoma now

They observe the bus in its natural habitat, making notes of its hunting paths, and place bus stops along its feeding grounds where the prey congregated.

“I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.”

Tenants take note, give your landlord a lovely gift of established ground mint when you leave your rental!

Cats saw us with dogs and were like “I could get a twofer here…”

It’s not Figma

Welcome to Wall Street where the numbers are made up and the lines don’t matter

No don’t do that, use fabric shears or a roller knife

Its just taken me a long time to come to terms with it, and even longer to find a safe space to ‘come out’ as a jackbooted rat bastard piece of shit.

Why is this such a banger?

I have been accused of being a cop at rallys because I’m a loner with K-Mart dress sense and no Rizz.