I’d put money on being more proficient with chopsticks than you.

Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.

Parents, go hug your kid and tell them you love em.

Better yet, use birth control and don’t condemn another life to this shit hole reality in the first place.

Or a CEO