Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!

IT’S A STONE

“Blast” can mean anything from a comdenatory final statement before someone imposes the maximum allowable sentence by law, to an anonymous poster on any social media site saying “I don’t like that”.

Bullshit phrase

Steady on. Next you’ll be saying it’s time for the slogan t-shirts.