Archangel

You know how all those apocalypse movies start with some idiot in charge, making the worst possible decisions…and everyone in the audience is watching them and thinking, “This is such bullshit. No one would ever be this stupid. Even an idiot would know better.”

Well. Here we are.

A very convincing impersonation.

The ones that he also said will all be automated.

Cheapest shit on the internet…and you really do get what you paid for. Buy ten and one might work, or spend twice as much and be certain.

Looks like we’re back in the “pump” phase, folks. Once shit hits a certain point, you just know he’s going to say something to tank it again…so, be ready to sell.

Ummm…that IS “gender affirming care”, though.

For-profit prison system goes, “Brrrrrrrrrr!!”

Wasn’t he already having a new one built? Are we just going to scrap that, and waste all that money?

Trump is single-handedly destroying the US’s global legacy.

I think the 1st amendment has something to say about that.

Wouldn’t the egg cluster be, “they/them”?

They’re also for sale. Don’t forget, they will promote whatever bullshit they are paid to say. No matter how stupid or dangerous.

There is definitely something wrong with this guy. He is crashing hard.

Oh, man. Netanyahu must have really pissed him off this time.

Stephen Miller, obviously.

I imagine he’d feel pretty out of place in an intelligence briefing.

Are they going to have a “Slavery and Treason Parade”?

Jesse Waters. Only because he’s the most qualified, after Hegseth himself.

If she could read, she’d be very upset.

JFC. Could they at least pretend to not be totally corrupt?