The best part would be that if they went to another wizard to have them break the curse they’d tell them that there was no curse. More paranoia fuel.

I’m not going to entertain crock from an overly ambitious form of ape

Cold showers are for the weak, scalding showers are for true warriors.

I was surprised how much I enjoyed the anti cheese edits to be honest.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

What a great movie. I will see it again soon…but not yet

Hydrohusband, 'cause they hydro everybody out here.

Not like this…slurp…not like this…

I always feel for it

No no guys you don’t understand, he’s on the spectrum. You know how you always see those people on the spectrum always doing the na- uhhh … Roman salute, right? No? Oh right because that’s FUCKING BULLSHIT. On behalf of this person on the spectrum kindly fuck right the hell off with that fucked up shit.

You’re all breathtaking!

Maybe people are just trying to annoy you by purpose.