Apparently smoothes the brain out as well.

You know what? I’m sorry. Have a good day/night.

I’m sorry you feel that way. Perhaps if you added some fiber to your diet, you might feel better.

Elon, shut up, you weird fucking dork.

Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.

I didn’t say it was their fault, I was just offering a suggestion that helped me.

Who pissed in your cheerios?

Have you tried adding more fiber to your diet?

Jesus Christ, exactly how many of these chodes are kid-fuckers?