Never played the game and probably never will, but I wanted to say this anyways: stay awesome!

It’s people like you, who do stuff out of passion and not monetary gain, that made the internet so great.

My man, you are literally getting paid to spend time with a tiny human being you helped make. You’d have to be pretty deep into the Kool-aid bottle to say no to that.

I had my mandatory 15 weeks last year and loved it, so from one dad to another: enjoy it!

And remember: if you die tomorrow, you’ll be replaced at work within a few weeks, but you can never ever be replaced at home.