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No way! But every Signal evangelist has been coming out of the woodwork to ensure everyone that this just isn’t possible! That Signal is “super safe”™️ and “unbreakable”™️

Mmmhm, thanks Nixon

while hinting at a potential 2028 presidential run.

No, fucking STOP IT you old fucks. Use what little fucking energy you have left to support a YOUNG AND POPULAR candidate not more of the same aging bullshit. You should be focusing on talking to real people and pushing the issues that real people care about for the benefit of the entire fucking country, not this “it’s my turn” bullshit.

And the part with dropping a found wallet with the police. We all know they’re going to do fuck all to find the owner.

Hold the fuck up, she was already OVERSTAYING her Visa and these idiots thought it was a good idea to TRAVEL? Nah they both got what they fucking deserved. It doesn’t matter that you’re awaiting your residency application, you have already passed your exit date, why the fuck would you be traveling for your honeymoon

Edit: I’m literally standing in the airport awaiting my fiance’s return from Mexico right now, this shit makes all the people who actually read their paperwork and follow the rules, look bad when they get lumped in with these idiots.

It’s quite simple