That’s not a poem

No wonder he lost his five star rating

I only dissociate with one co-worker who tells long stories. Something like, “I saw a clown at the grocery store” turns into,

“Yesterday, I drove to the grocery store with my cat in the car because he needs pills. When we got to the store I was grabbing bread for sandwiches. I want to save money making food at home so I make sure to get bread that has a lot of grain. When picking out toppings in the dairy section I saw a clown that knows where Malaysia Flight 370 is. He was next to the American cheese but I prefer Swiss”.

Why are they always 10x the price of normal fruit? For $12 I could buy one of every fruit or a single cup.

If only there was a way to charge per visit. Something like a digital billboard.

2 in theory but there’s never a good pencil sharpener lying around.

Yeah map was huge. Having to watch a guide on where to flip random levers was confusing. They probably spent more time on Dead Ops Arcade.

Fake and gay?