The American people have “methods” to remove him should he ever attempt this. And they won’t be “joking” either.

Cause they’re unhappy and they know it

Non.

I distinctively remember Musk going from bragging about offering Starlink to Ukrainian troops for free to limiting Starlink’s reach for Ukrainians and demanding for someone to pay for Ukraine’s usage of the network just days after having a private phone conversation with Putin. He went far more publically crazy and anti- Ukraine on X after that too.

Putin. Putin controls them both.

Fortune cookies are an item that figures among the long list of sources I’d trust more than Trump’s words over how that phone call actually went.

Now with easy anonymous payments with TrumpCoin!

“Paid for Committing Treason” pretty much sums up Trump’s presidency.

They’re like a bunch of frat boys trying to outdo each other in their edgy hot take. They’re creating their own tiny echo chamber where it is cool to hate on other Western countries and admire Russia.

Trump should be on all fours in place of the horse

Elbows up

Just like he “knew nothing” about project 2025 during the elections.

Taxpayers money and governmental resources being used to protect some asshole’s private assets. Musk, as the richest person on Earth, apparently can’t afford private security.

But they claim that they know better than the actual experts they displace

Trump, being the failed businessman that he is, works under the delusion that you can treat a country as if it was a company. Just like he tries to make short term gains by randomly firing employees running his government or that he can “fire” people from an ethnicity that he doesn’t like by deporting them, he thinks that if he puts a country in a position of financial struggle he can just purchase it for cheap.

He doesn’t want to “break” Canadians to destroy our unity. It is far simpler and dumber than that. His “genius” plan is to make a hostile purchase offer.

Even better: To Russia

If I ever got tired of my car and wanted to burn it down somewhere safe and legal to do it, I’d do it the same way as it is usually done for any kind of car: break the window, douse the inside with a flammable liquid and light it up. I’d also have to be very careful while lighting it because if the flammable fumes have time to build up inside before being lit, it could explode and injure the person lighting it.

Additionally, if anything Fail videos have taught me is that fooling around with flammable liquids and fire can quickly go very bad. I would also have a friend with a natural fiber blanket nearby just in case.

I love that they had pre-cut the styrofoam wall in a cartoony hole shape because they knew it was going to happen.

Yeah, just buy more money. What’s the problem here?

Do it, I’ll grab the popcorn.