TrackinDaKraken

Wait till we learn how much the Luigi trial jurors are paid to hang him.

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Pam Bondi is 60 years old. She gets weekly baby blood transfusions, and sleeps in a sensory deprivation pod.

(Only one of these things is verifiably true. The other two are just guesses… but probably.)

We know he’s not joking. The question is whether the military, sworn to uphold the Constitution, will do anything about it when the time comes.

I’ll just add this to the long of things I’d love to see, but never will.

I think it’s genetic for all mammals to find all baby mammals cute. Adults, IDK.

Split days off sucks, from personal experience, don’t do that. Two days together off in the middle of the week is good if you don’t care about a social life.

I’m sorry the President of my country is an asshole.

I’m genuinely ashamed to be American now.

I’m gonna miss Danny.

Do you know how long it took me to figure out I’m stupid? What am I, stupid?

Oh, wait…

Well, this hurt. So, there’s that.

They’ll probably come around to the realization in time, but we won’t see that interview.

He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups.

Herein lies the biggest problem. We’ve taken up sides along the single line drawn for us, and are therefore blinded to the fact that this is a class war. You can say “it’s not red versus blue”, and get nods of agreement, and then in the next sentence, they’ll say shit like this, showing they don’t really get it.

Who would’a thunk cops are really bad at reading the room?