Okay… I hate taxes too, but how else do you propose we pay for things like roads?

Poes Law very much applies, but I’m pretty sure Conservapedia is a troll. Just look at their list of “Greatest Conservative Songs”.

Either “I hate poor people but I love weed” or “I’m lying because my actual views would scare people off”.

Never. I exclusively use my left thumb for the space bar, too.

I could probably type faster if I fixed those issues, but 30 years of bad habits die hard.

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