Reasons why I’m not going near a fucking airport if I can help it.

Tesla = gender neutral bathroom

“the world’s first sixth-generation” fighter jet, named the F-47.

the F-47

heavy sigh

If I react to a message with a 👍 it’s innocuous, but if I reply to a message 👍 it’s actually me being passive aggressive like I can’t be bothered to type a real response

Elect me tyrant, I promise I’ll be good 😌

not really sure the analogy fits directly, in this case people are mad that the brioche is expensive and I’m saying “why not eat bread”

one weird trick to save money on eggs: go vegan, my eggspenses are $0/month

I would point out that the system we live in now is also maintained by violence and a lot of bloodshed, all alternatives are aggressively opposed, many people live in awful conditions already, and more often they tend to be the people on receiving end of US weapon systems. The actual death toll of capitalism is extremely high if you include social murder and neglect too.

trains are the great unifier 😌