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4 hours agoSkynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗
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By using Nuclear Winter to counteract it 💥🎆🎇
Actual 5D Chess 🤓
Life is a dream
And the world is a stage
I’m stuck in hell without any ice cream
Welp, it’s time to rage
-A Very Wise Poet (Me 😁)
Old Account: @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Skynet saved humanity from Global Warming 🤗
By using Nuclear Winter to counteract it 💥🎆🎇
Actual 5D Chess 🤓
Plot Twist, OP is an actual sentient AI from the alternate timeline 🤖
The Force AWOKEens