Sorry to disappoint, but each country can choose their own coin design and there are quite a few monarchs.

• Belgium
• Netherlands
• Spain
• Luxembourg
• Monaco

There are a lot of examples on this planet that say “never” without devolving into a cesspool of violence. Maybe take some inspiration from those places.

https://cdn.statcdn.com/Infographic/images/normal/25211.jpeg

This reads as if the offer came from the other side.

“To avoid legal repercussions, you can offer the US president a bribe.”

So basically extortion or protection money.