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“No one is better because he is bigger.”

I hope she retires after suing Walmart for millions.

The rhythm is gonna get ya

Caddyshack

Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

Ted Knight really crushed this role

Maybe that’s what it means to you. I don’t think that’s a generally shared view.

It moreso means “Ok, old, out of touch person who wants to bloviate and/or gaslight me about some minutiae. I hear you, and I reject your input, but because you take any pushback as a threat to your identity, I’m going to be incredibly succinct to avoid further back and forth.”

I would love to have more effective means to threaten inanimate objects.

I also don’t want a video because I can READ a helluva lot faster than it takes to watch a video.

I can also reference back to WRITTEN information much faster. Everything about shifting from written medium to video is about commodifying content, rather than a better exchange of information. And it sucks.

The word you wanted there was “rapport.”

Just tilt your head like a German Shepherd

Nah, that’s pretty spot on. The axe, conveniently forgetting what the trees are forced to remember, and then attempting to rewrite history, years later.

That’s pure Boomerism.

Nah, no breaks. Their ignorance is the foundation upon which further learning will stumble.

Is it their fault? No. But neither has it been Millennials’ fault for inheriting a vast slew of fuckery dropped at our feet since the late 90s.

Baby Boomers ARE the culprits in most cases, but they’ll never accept their roles in destroying the greatest and broadest reaching wealth engine in the modern world.

100%

But they’re also great kissers

The good ol “slam.” In the arsenals of elite journalists web-wide.

“have a group.”

Ok, me and my dog are set.

100%

One into the ocean, one into the sun.

High king of olives?