He can’t be arrested, he owns the country

If only two thirds of Americans had voted against this lunacy

By the end of his presidency, he’s gonna strip Puerto Ricans of citizenship

And he wonders why he and his wife aren’t welcome there

Diverse films are discrimination against racists

I was wondering when the Trump administration would begin fucking with my pop-culture

Women with miscarriages won’t have to worry, just like immigrants who are in the country legally won’t have to worry

Before someone misreads my comment, my point is both groups DO have to worry

Isn’t it Joey Tribbiani’s pick-up line?

And I’ve lost any respect for you

This guy’s name should be changed to “this stupid fuck”

Well after all, they don’t need education

And what’s the secretary of health doing about it? Trying to discredit vaccines

For concentration camps

The Untied States is run by people who, upon being caught doing something wrong, say “no, we didnt”

I demand consequences

Does he know he would then be an immigrant?

Presumably, with all the money saved on transgenic mice

I’d be afraid of being arrested for treason even though Trump’s people claim it wasn’t classified

The Untied States

Abolish the federal government. Let the Untied States be 55 new countries