This is Trump’s way of stalling to give the GOP’s PR apparatus time to draft messaging that whitewashes the incident.

Other politicians would say “no comment” to buy time, and that makes them look guilty. Trump says “I don’t know yet,” which makes the incident look too insignificant for a busy person to pay attention to.

Honestly, it’s a smart tactic. It’s evil and shitty, but it’s smart.

It’s a very very different show. The Daily Show is pretty much back to the Obama-era show in tone and theme, but the hosts change.

Jon’s long form interviews are now a “Weekly Show” podcast that’s on Thursdays.

What did Jamaica pay Trump?

Too far west. You’re in the Pacific Ocean.

Water boy Cajun:

“You can do it!”

That’s beard. It has a ring around his mouth.

WTF is that?

Great job Senate. They knew they shouldn’t have appointed these complete amateurs, but they were too afraid of being primaried by Trump lackeys.

Car dealerships and Elon Musk both suck donkey balls. That said, a MAGA court will push through lots of toxic shit, even if they’ll throw you a bone and that allows for you to buy direct from auto manufacturers.

Car dealers are like gas station attendants in Oregon and New Jersey. They add little value and mostly increase the price of the thing I wanted to buy.

Emojis made with generative AI

Since Apple polices the prompts, I find that you have to be more suggestive.

Actual radical left: Abolish capitalism through violence

Trump’s radical left: People that don’t like storing classified information in country club bathrooms or on personal devices.

Even if they’re not, that shit is too close to Edward Norton in American History X for my comfort level.

lol. This was the only glitch?

Remember when your dumb asses fired the people who maintain the nuclear stock pile?

(Who wants to go next?)

Buttery

It continues to entrench people and keep congressional seats secured for generations.

It’s one more deposit in their insurance plan.

The poorly educated are more susceptible to misinformation and manipulation. This will make the red states redder.

Fellow Americans,

You know when the news blows up because one of our citizens has been taken hostage as a political prisoner in some authoritarian country? And you know how that makes you not want to visit or do business with that country?

We’re now that authoritarian country.

Damn Lemmy users and their damn empathy and compassion.

Good point. I’m a moron.