Who’s ready for the new Trump salad dressing? Et tu, Jeff?

The world is fucked, but we’re about to get the best salad dressing ever.

I notice that a lot with people that aren’t even American.

What fucking business do they have with American politics? Go get citizenship before they pipe in on matters.

You fuckers thought capitalism was innovation. Enjoy your capitalism while you eat 30 dollar burgers on your 2000 dollar phones made in china that you watch shit tier cult programming on social media with.

Gotta toss your Galaxy Brain T89 next year for the Ultra version with 2000mp selfie cam