In an article from 2 years ago LMAO

Best breakfast burrito: the Hawaiian.

You are obviously disturbed and need professional help, that you would defile the sanctity of a breakfast burrito with that devil fruit.

Pineapple. Not just on pizza (although that is an abomination), but all pineapple in food or drinks. It’s weird and slimy and its taste taints everything it touches. Plus fresh pineapple is trying to digest you while you eat it. Just a horrible fruit all around.

I will not be swayed by counter arguments.

I needed a 90’s hacker sounding username for a Matrix Online RP server back in the day and this was somehow not taken.