It’s a shame, too. If “states rights” ended up being the fatal flaw in a neo-Confederate coup attempt, that would be just desserts.

In a frittata, I can probably go six ish at a guess. Just fried on toast, assuming they’re the big ones I’m just having two.

When an elementary school teacher thinks I’ve said something good, I can ride that high all day. Nobody can say shit to me now

I remember the moment I realised my fancy new Walkman could read data CD-Rs and I could fit all my mp3s into one 700mb disc. I felt insane, majestic, limitless.

It’s difficult not to mouth off, but perhaps worth the effort.

My 6yo will look for an object for approximately 0.25 seconds before yelling to ask where it is. Sometimes he can’t even spot things I’m pointing directly at.

Other times I’m taken off guard by his quick wit or long memory.

Wisdom always comes at a cost. We should not shame those who are still saving up for the down payment.

Wait!!!

Send in the clowns needs a “meets metal” cover first

It’s got to be the difference in stress. Evil dudes just don’t stress about the stuff we do. Yemen? Palestine? Ukraine? Black Lives who? They don’t mind any of it.

It worked mostly almost adequate for 2 out of 3 Venture kids…

Wouldn’t the correct and proper thing be to invade them first and ask after? Just trying to make sure we’re all using the same yardstick

Let’s go to every part of Russia and ask if they want to be part of Russia. It’s only fair.

The best comedians have an excess of empathy. The best conservatives barely have any.

They see it and they like it.

They are evil. You don’t get horns and cool red eyes when you turn evil. Mostly you stay the same!

Fun thing I’ve noticed, evil people even seem to live longer. They don’t stress about it when others suffer, they laugh. And laughter… Is the best medicine.

Hard to come up with non-joke suggestions without knowing the locale. Seattle? Un Bien. Las Vegas? The Double Down Saloon. San Francisco? Smitten. Portland? Powell’s books.

Generally? Grab a pebbled ice machine and turn the lights off on your way out.

Genius. I love it

I was writing in the midst of a morning torpor, and could not think how to put such a fine point on it. You’re spot on.

Ah buddy… Ah shit. You’re smart and I value your infodump/vents. This one was pure hell. I need a lie down.

I don’t want to discourage you, she seems like a worthy candidate. It’s this “even if they did nothing” talk that grabs me. The average dem voter is so accustomed to weakness that we’re starting to sound like a battered partner.

You’re not wrong. I didn’t have a good solution for this, so about 4 years ago I emigrated.

Mind you, the UK is no slouch in the xenophobia department, but some extra distance between my family and the broligarchy has done us good.