That is not a pipe

Jokes on you I don’t have a real life

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What the fuck is this about prudishness getting off your feet and resting during a nice piss is great

Edit also there is always the chance for

I got hnyero ctpawhoro

it was the day we worshipped the log

Not calling you a dumbfucks is infringing on my freedom of speech, and in tie breakers you defer to calling someone a dumbfuck. Source: 13 years practice in bird law

I’d argue we aren’t at a new level of stupid, we just lost our stupid originality

You forgot Satan. They also like to blame anything bad on Satan’s apparently limitless power and also Satan being so unbusy that they’d devoted time and energy into stealing your shoes.

My dude I grew up in a cult in Statesia. Unserious and not allowed to question is my childhood.

I live in a white flight town in the bay area. We’re still 20% Hispanic. Maybe Shasta?

I just like being able to use a duller point sometimes when I’m drawing.

I have several boxes of Uniball Eco. The ink dries fast enough lefties can write without smearing. Also it looks sleek and professional.

Thank you I thought it was a bar of chocolate and need to clean my glasses

I don’t even have to be orgasming. I just scream sometimes. Some people say I’m quirky.

An ice cream maker (I got at Sam’s club) had plastic gears. Thing sucked. The gears would break every third batch of ice cream (I make thick custardy ice cream). My grandmother gave me the best gift, which was her ice cream maker from the 70s. Metal gears. Now I’ll blow through motors instead of gears hooray.

If the goal is to go straight there, yeah. If the goal is longest, you’ll have a hell of a lot of detours

The PE ratio for most established carmakers is near 7. Tsla is near 120 last I checked. Some bubbles pop.

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Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out