For real. And I don’t. I always feel humbled when I see a homeless person because I’m just a hop and a skip away from being in their predicament. All it would take is an unfortunate event or two.

The very last sentence should’ve been used as bookends for their post. That would’ve been awesome.

Hey now, I resent that. I read at a ninth grade level!

Donkey Kong sucks!

It’s in the computer!

Chosimba, you must take your place in the great circle of…. Stuff.

God I love this movie.

Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!

9/10 dentists are against flouride in water because they want you to swing by more often.

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My man cave.

Can’t afford going on trips to places.

Looking forward to: My weekend.

Dreading: monday.

Tapatio hot sauce (or Valentinos), Crystal hot sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper, sriracha.

All on the same pizza.