Campaigning is the only way he knows how to get funding without massive oversight. His ego also wants him on stage, at rallies. The problem is most rallies right now are against him, so he needs to get back on the campaign trail.

You can go to any bakery and order a cake, take it home, and eat it by yourself. Same energy.

Measuring cup from Walmart. Packaging said dishwasher safe. It was not.

Better Homes Food chopper that couldn’t be disassembled to clean it. Potato chunks got pulled up into the housing by the blades and just rotted there with no way to access it. The exact same model is still sold in stores.

The removal of the problem people pushing the policies.

Can the E-4 Mafia correct this problem?

I will never be such a big fuck up that I have to beg the president of the United States to endorse my product and company as a PR move.

Smack back with a slander charge. Tie her up in court for a bit.

Let me know when a judge puts the orange man or the rat in jail or prison. When they start doing their job, I will care about them.