‘Greenland to potus: fuck off’

The same DOJ he routinely ignores? That doj?

Wake me when she remembers how to act to actually reverse course and work for the other side

God, these people are dumb…

Party of no federal interference in companies now endorsing feder interference of foreign companies? No conflict of interest here - congress probably.

Punk kids. Back in my day we had Tandy and Applesoft BASIC. We had line numbers and it fucking hurt when they took that away with goddamn function declarations.

Kid, I have windows 3.1 on goddamn floppies.

Those were pretty hard for floppies. Mine were 5.35" and cassette tape before that. But I was in high school at the time, so I probably need to respect my elder.

Because she knows how to operate the phone. Duh.

‘There is obviously no way that any one would have ever taken it setiously’ is exactly how we came into the shitstorm that is the trump administration. Twice. The public needs to hold politicians to their word, no matter how absurd. If they can’t be serious when addressing their base, how serious can we expect them to be when dealing with allies and adversaries?

‘Bro, your wife is so hot I dream of sleeping with her all the time’

‘Hitler wasn’t so bad, he was acting in the interest of the country’

When does it end? Both those statements deserve a swift punch in the face.

Meaning sell out your buddies. The Nazis definitely did this.

C’mon man, don’t be rude. They work on chargrd electromagnetic principles, that’s why theyre attractive to dumb people and nazis.

When boomers have to use zoomers tech.

I just want to see them in their cells. I don’t even need the numbers. Is that too much to ask?

Where’s that Darth Vader meme…?

Congress: nope. No conflict of interest here… Move along now…

Never stopped him from trying before, though.

Jeenyusus… All of them.

Will they SLAM the incompetence of their republican brethren? Maybe some condemnation with a sprinkling of indignation?

Lemme get my auction card here… I’ll show em.