Beepers were all the rage when I was in high school. Beeper goes off, look at the number and decide if you want to call it back. Different codes for different friends. Then scramble to find a payphone if you wanted to call someone back.

What the fuck did I just watch?

I’m sorry. What was that? I was just thinking about strangling you.

Imagine taking a water cannon to the face with one of those on…

That one lady looked genuinely confused. Did he sew all the layers together? How do they stay like that? The other guy lost his pants just walking.

“What is the code?”

“One…”

“Two…”

“Three…”

“Four…”

“Five”

The “TWUNT” pillow comment is hilarious!

Have I ever told you that you’re doing a good job?

No?

Ever wonder why?

It looks like it gives her the creeps…

8. I like the Zebra.Got them at Dollar Tree or one of the Dollar stores.

I hope his name is Forest…

"No, I don’t think that’s correct "

He almost looks human

“I saw it on the internet, try doing some research”

Anyone can go through videos to get the perfect screenshot to make it look similar. We all saw what he did. Boot licker

So can I take his money and vote how I want? How would he know?

I’m out there busting my blades every night…