Hail, Satan!

Clever guy, huh?

It took me some time because I can read Cyrillic. His name is written as “Трамп” if you care.

Religious people: No, it is our merit! Thoughts and prayers!
Billionaires: No, without us everything would have collapsed a long time ago!
Politicians: We control the situation!
Bobby: I want ice-cream!

French: You can arrest even king. Well, we can. You, of course, cannot.

Conservatives: Sex is bad. No self-fucking!

They’re square and beepy,
covered with buttons and screens.
It is so easy.
Or so it seems.

Not good enough. Consider some school shooting too. You got to save those poor kids from adulthood!

It works for the programs you already know, but compiling something just to look if it is what you need – a pleasure far below the median.

Poor kids. Being an adult is a pain…

Please no :)

I would prefer basic logic knowledge as a requirement.

The well-being of locals is much more important to me than some may-be-vaccined-or-maybe-bilogical-bomb American whiner.

The best I can offer is a vaccination koncentrazionlager. No proof of vaccination? Behind the barbed wire off you go. Get your vaccines, wait a few weeks and, if everything is ok, go further.

You Americans for some crazy reason think that you should be let into any place because you’re American. Many people are sick of your chauvinism. “How dare you not to let me in?! I am American!”

Pffft.

Your idea would keep me, a fully vaccinated individual, out of Europe. A place I want to escape to eventually.

First, it isn’t a European problem. It is your problem.
Second, I’m sure (not a specialist and can’t prove but still sure) that vaccination can be proved medically (just test for antibodies upon injective a minor amount of virus/bacteria)

When I was a kid we didn’t need nor wanted “mobile phones”. What for? For parents always be able to shout “Go home!”?

I have a comedy actor as a president. And know what? He isn’t the worst president we had.

Europe should start to limit US citizens migration. Demand vaccine lists. Common sense tests. The EU is slow, so it is better to start now to be ready when the US will finally go totally crazy in a few years.

All. Like in Ukraine. All and now.

How about doctors?

What a stupid name. Is it a reduction from “documentation on tors”? People are not toroidal!

Because it is easier! Why Trump kicks Ukraine and not Russia? Easier!

You can interpret it as “It was easy in the XVIII century, so it is totally trivial nowadays”