I sent you my Javelins plz respond

And I dub thee Sir Phobos, knight of mars, beater of ass. thump

Don’t even give him that much credit, he’s merely Prince John.

Good. I don’t care what it is, I’ll take something over nothing.

“Media bias fact check” isn’t a good source in itself - McSweenys does have satire, but is a well-respected literary publication. They’ve branched out over the years but this is still very much in their wheelhouse. It was created by Dave Eggers. Quick edit, yes this site itself is literally billed as humor but McSweenys as a whole is not

Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you

Training, wheels,