My bet is the matrix. Everything bad is the matrix. What the hell is the matrix? Nobody knows, doesn’t matter, but it’s responsible for all bad things that happen to him.

I enjoy believing this person simply thought time was finite and just stopped at some random point until they saw an old person walking around and they were like “what if… what if forever exist???”

So what are we looking at for your wardrobe? Pictures only? Plain colors? Maybe like tie dye?

He changed it. He said that at first and then changed it to only people that signed some petition against judges that told trump he couldn’t do something. My guess is a lawyer looked at it and told him it was blatantly illegal.

I actually looked for this and the only thing I could find is some of them were saying that it would cause people to seek out less reputable and riskier banks because by not being able to charge people out the ass for overdraft fees the good banks would be forced to limit or eliminate overdraft protection.

Others just said the law shouldn’t have been passed in the first place because it was passed using some rule that allowed it to pass with a simple majority and you couldn’t filibuster.

I’ll let you decide what to make of that but it seems… less than sound reasoning.

That reminds me of a tweet I just saw from the White House celebrating the fact that he’s signed more executive orders than any president in history at this point by far. Which is… fine I guess but just seems like a really really strange thing to be super proud of to me.

Tweet in question

Next to the president, he literally may be the most untouchable person in the country and is very very high on that same list globally. Even if he somehow does get in trouble for literally anything, he would be pardoned faster than you can say covfefe

It still blows my mind that he has this reputation. His OWN damn policy was and still is “Freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.” Which is blatantly censorship and suppression lol. I cannot grasp how someone could see that and be like “free speech is back!!!”

It will tho. This will 100% work. Musk will say there was some backdoor hacking bull crap going on and the journalist snuck into the meeting and then made it seem like he was invited by accident to make them look bad. It will be played off as a nasty attack that was only meant to make the Republican heroes of this country look bad while also risking national security and the lives of those in the military.

And they will eat it up like pigs. God I hope I’m wrong.

This whole thing is (yet another) perfect example of the narcissists prayer:

That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

Lmao Waltz saying he is going to try and figure out “how the heck he got into this room” and then the first text screenshot literally says “Michael Waltz added you to the group” is so goddamn hilarious to me.

I was just saying that cars and medications were just too damn cheap in this country. I feel like I’m stealing at this point. Surely this will make America great again!

Lol “I’d like to formally announce the new head of The Office of Child Care…”

“You brought these kids to West Virginia, a place as I know as almost heaven and put them in hell. The court will now put you in yours. May God have mercy on your souls, because this court will not."

Circuit Court Judge MaryClaire Akers

That’s kinda fire actually

I for one welcome our new hog overlords

You must be new here. They just say it didn’t happen and poof it didn’t happen

I do absolutely think that going on podcasts and streams are a fantastic way to get younger voters. They certainly aren’t watching msnbc or cnn or Fox news or something like that.

Trump’s spree of twitch streams and podcasts just before the election seemed to do wonders. Granted it’s anecdotal but I work with tons of highschool and college aged kids and I cannot tell you how many kids I heard saying how awesome he was with Adin Ross or logan Paul or Theo von or Joe Rogan and on the Flagrant podcast etc.

There are obviously a shit ton of other things the Dems should be doing and not looking hilariously out of touch in almost every appearance is probably #1 but I think avoiding podcasts and streams is a very dumb move at this point.

I just want an adult at this point. Preferably a non-ancient one but I’ll take what I can get.

I just cannot fathom how anyone on this planet can say that it wasn’t a Nazi salute. If there was an Olympic event for Nazi saluting that thing would have been a perfect 10. You can argue intent behind it, but saying it wasn’t a Nazi salute is simply batshit insane. Make it make sense.

And to the absolute morons saying he was just “sending his heart out” there is actual video evidence of him literally doing that exact thing like a non Nazi. Not that it’s an excuse at all for doing what he did anyways