Eh, at least they put some effort into it.

Love the edit, and respect the attitude. The schoolmarm in me is fine with sarcastic choices. Appreciate your correcting the name, shows you didn’t misspell it to insult her.

I realize you’re worked up, and I hope those who voted for the 🐆 🐆 🐆 suffer the most (very possible given that food bank users are mostly white etc) and actually turn their politics to the left (sadly much less likely, as they are idiots).

But it’s Kamala not Kalama, and that sentence ends with too, not to.

Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!

You’ve heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven’t you?

Yeah, that’s what they tried first for his gruesome injury.

He ate the steak.

The ham will remain until he’s hungry again.

Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.

Ice cubes peppermint gum. To chew when others are having dessert. I’ve eaten, I don’t need empty calories, but my teeth are still hungry. Gum gives them something to do, and the little crunch of Xylitol helps it feel more like eating than other sugarless gums.

Eh, Princeton WISHES it were as effective and useful as Clown College

The university as a whole ought to sue over loss of revenue as well.

These people/the system don’t give a shit about rights but they care about $$$

I guess that attention ain’t happening now

Just wait a week.

I think he’s wearing a splint on his (turns around mentally) right front leg. From the black-and-white I’m guessing maybe a NeoAlly one? And it’s probably too big for his smolnes.

Unfair to possums AND opossums

His poor little leg! No wonder he’s grumpy.

Mother of the year

And don’t forget, one of those phones was in Moscow!

JG got the texts for free but he’s probably gonna need someone watching his 6 now. And I’m pretty sure a lawyer is billing for helping them figure out how to publish the details and still avoid getting trapped into anything illegal, like naming the CIA agent.

Land ownership

“She’s just driving me, because of my cataracts, officer!”

Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.

As I used to say to my kids, “don’t drive like your mother!”

But in fairness to OP, it’s often easier to see the path without the tangled underbrush of emotional involvement. And if we can understand why it’s so hard for them to do what we know they need to do, we can provide the emotional support necessary, lend an axe, as it were.