You might be able to get permanent residence first and then apply for citizenship. I recall meeting a Canadian in Amsterdam who did that.

Yeah that’s probably closer to the truth and he doesn’t care; he’ll ride or die whatever it is.

Republicans paying for votes.

There, fixed your title.

He spooged on himself; he gave the designation in his honor, like a king.

These fucking twats are treating Trump like a king. That’s because they think they’ll be the lords of the land. Little do they know, they are about as useful to Trump as the next pair of Depends.

Lets take a platform driven by community participation and ostracize community users. Yeah that’ll work out well.

Reddit getting Digged and me likey.

It’s not that difficult. He doesn’t come across as charismatic or interesting by himself at all. He’s kind of a bland person that no one would miss at a party or a reunion or even at all.

At some point, he got a reaction from saying racist shit that made him feel better about himself. So he went all in. Better to be infamous than to be boring.

If he was younger, he would have paid for Andrew Tate’s seminars and called him an alpha. Or even younger, he would went Columbine and shot up his school.

Just a boring, bland, uninteresting man that no one will miss.

Claim bone spurs, then conscientious objector and if all fails, there’s fragging.

Your last name must start with the first 4 letters T-R-U-M and you must be the most beautiful white man ever known, everyone says so.

Honestly, I don’t think Trump is smart enough to be annoyed by all the nuances of race as a societal construct. This is all Steven Miller, that Goebbels fan boy. Trump is just signing shit they put in front of him.

Well it would be embarrassing if the Secret Service had to keep stopping him from mooning everyone and wiping the vomit off his chin.

Nah there’ll be a SpaceX designed toilets system that sucks and cleans with every flush. The waste can be expelled through a processor built to look like Elon.

Toilet stalls and urinals with his sculpted face at the bottom so that the proper respect can be deposited.

New news is that pro-Israel elements aided in identifying and tracking these students.

So the failed Austrian painter’s heinous policies are now supported by the people they were first used against. What’s next? Jewish oven operators?

Yeah war on eggs!! You’re a traitor if you eat eggs!!!

Or be president

They’re just upset they didn’t get invited. They would have mined the info and not told anyone about it.

You mean Trump Air?

Bobby Brainworm in charge of the health department is about as logical as watching “On Golden Pond” to learn how to rebuild an engine transmission.

Fucking retarded.