Just have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and take a 5-6 figure loan from your parents. C’mon people

Whew, thought i was gonna be the only weirdo that enjoyed that one.

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

No one mention that those people are being treated like animals within earshot of her. Could be all she needs to hear to start shooting unarmed prisoners.

Foreign intelligence agencies are about to have a much easier time spotting American spies in the field. Anyone who isn’t a straight white Christian male will have been effectively eliminated from the pool of possible American operatives.

Bortles!

Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!

Leap that wall, if you’re so great

Only in Florida would someone have read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair and thought, “this is the family dynamic we need to bring back to working class Americans”.

Piggybacking on this, ban archiving/vaulting. If you’re the sole owner of an IP, you must provide that content everywhere you offer your services. Otherwise it becomes public domain.

He could trek over to Argentina and look for those Hitler clones that totally exist based on his own research.

I too use my produce bin to store my produce…

The sleeper cells are living up to their name.

I’ll allow it, we can also see if two wrongs make a right.

Grew up in the 90s, parents loved going to casinos, didn’t miss out on the cigarettes experience.

As long as you do it in support of Israel, you have a hall pass to commit acts against humanity

Also where artists sign their work with a kiss

Most of the people to be honored in such a way were very dead by the time these things were dedicated to them. The GOP knows exactly what they need to do if they realistically want any of these to come into fruition for Ol Orange Turd Stains.

Only 9mm too, what a nerd. Back in my day, we were expected to have built up an immunity to 9mm by high school.