Nice hat, captain obvious.

Ooo someone painted words on my grass, I am in terror.

Pretty sure JC dislikes Elon because of a hatred for electric cars and environmentalists, rather than that he’s a garbage human.

You’re right, reality does have more Lilya 4 Eva vibes than Love Actually these days

Trump, the leader of the most powerful country in the world who is rapidly accelerating away from democracy into an autocracy? He could never.

All I know is: if you expect me to click more than 5 Legitimate interest toggles, imma leave

Maybe you should go to El Salvador for your many actual crimes Donald

If you can’t tell, better safe than sorry, get your wallet out. It could be your eternal soul on the line.