My wife and I would consider another kid if the fed wanted to kick us an extra $25k per year.

A one time fee of $5K is hilarious. You’d maybe be able to cover the hospital bill from having the kid with that sum.

Lifesavers had a bowling game on their site that was actually a ton of fun and decent quality. All the balls were patterned to look like their candy, but still. It was free and that’s where the advertisements ended.

It was a fair trade.

Edit: This might’ve actually been creamsavers, not lifesavers. It was back in 2002.